Shuffling About

She never understood what was up with his situational irony -- she would sit patiently ensuring perfect spacing between all of the face-up cards that were before her, staring quizzically at the varying suits. Most everything was there.

He saw it all, gave recommendations as to how to begin and how to uncover the more hidden cards to spell experience, but yet would not shuffle his own deck.

Deal them out, space them well, flip them over.

Get on with it.