Precious Moments from the Bathroom of the Mother

Have I mentioned just how much I love my mother?

So I walk into her bathroom to take the stray nail polish bits off my fingers and sit down to talk to her for a minute. We chat about bits of nothing and all of a sudden she goes

Owww ow owww!


Mum, what... are you okay?


Owww!


Did you put rubbing alcohol in your eye?!!


I thought it was makeup remover! 


But it's purple! 


*Silence*


Cue incessant giggles for close to five minutes. My dad blames it on her just turning 50. I just laugh and walk upstairs.